Our latest limerick contest is going splendidly, thanks to your excellent contributions. As befits a contest of this stature, and Jesus, we have engaged a local celebrity judge, and we're honored and excited about this coup. Guess who (though not if I've already told you,
Mr.
RM). Come on, guess! It's like a contest within a contest.
Kim Jong-il?
ReplyDeleteTed Allen?
Par Ridder?
Am I getting warm?
Let's see . . .
ReplyDeleteIt's Easter.
Which is about the Resurrection.
Preparing for the Second Coming.
And now we have the Final Judgment?
I'm really glad I held off on submitting *my* limericks!
Is it the Pope?
ReplyDeleteJames Dobson?
Kylie Minogue?
Those seem like the most logical choices to me, anyway.
Stephen Colbert?
ReplyDeleteC.J.?
Colin Powell?
Jeremiah Wright?
Am I getting warmer?
phil
Elliot Spitzer!
ReplyDeleteTed Haggard?
ReplyDeleteLarry Craig!
ReplyDeleteJames McGreevey and his driver!
ReplyDeleteHal Holbrook?
ReplyDeleteAl Franken?
Miranda Kerr?
That cutie Sven Sundgaard?
I've GOT it.
ReplyDeleteRobert Bly!
He'd be perfect.
phil
OK, it's down to two possibilities.
ReplyDeleteA. Alan Paige. He's totally a celebrity judge.
B. But, here's where I really think you're headed: Michele Bachmann.
I'm right, aren't I??
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