The Journey is over; it’s strange to think ‘twas Scott’s Last Chance for Change. Our Hero’s one myth was not to fight Sith but that P was out of J’s range.
G40 has hundreds of fans. The first one was possibly Ann. There’s Erics galore; Phil, Sous Blogg’r, and more— Scott even had readers in France!
Oh, wait! The fan-listing’s not done. Is Meema his fan number one? Or is it the Squab? Huh. No fan named Bob? But Cate reads G40 for fun.
Prof K guides our Blogger at school. Sean helps him with German, that’s cool. Tom insists we be blunt, write of poking a cunt, while Lass and Chef’s food makes us drool.
And now all the fans rise to cheer the success of our Scooter most dear. The piano he’ll play, then he’ll get his BA. His future is bright, never fear!
Bravo.
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How careless of you to flaunt your cerebral brawn in such a fashion.
ReplyDeleteCongratu-fucking-lations, my friend. Hail the conquering graduate!
MY FINAL PROJECT
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ODE TO G40 IN SIX STANZAS
The Journey is over; it’s strange
to think ‘twas Scott’s Last Chance for Change.
Our Hero’s one myth
was not to fight Sith
but that P was out of J’s range.
G40 has hundreds of fans.
The first one was possibly Ann.
There’s Erics galore;
Phil, Sous Blogg’r, and more—
Scott even had readers in France!
Mes amis, je ne peux pas rater
cette excellente opportunité
de montrer enfin—
sans vous poser lapin—
que je connais un peu de français.
Oh, wait! The fan-listing’s not done.
Is Meema his fan number one?
Or is it the Squab?
Huh. No fan named Bob?
But Cate reads G40 for fun.
Prof K guides our Blogger at school.
Sean helps him with German, that’s cool.
Tom insists we be blunt,
write of poking a cunt,
while Lass and Chef’s food makes us drool.
And now all the fans rise to cheer
the success of our Scooter most dear.
The piano he’ll play,
then he’ll get his BA.
His future is bright, never fear!
YEEEEEEE HAW! Bravo, young squire. Bravo.
ReplyDeleteI'm saving my goosebumps for tonight.
ReplyDeleteSee you soon!
Congratulations Scott.
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