My friends at Ideja (they're not really my friends; the blog is in Latvian and I can't read one word, but I love it) manage to put an appropriately surreal spin on holiday baking.
Must. Find. These.
UPDATE: Found 'em! Actually, Eric did. You can order them at Perpetual Kid. Our order was just made. Can't wait! I'm going to fashion a crutch out of pretzel sticks and white chocolate. What to use for a bandage?