Oh. My. God.

This is easily the most surreal experience of my entire life. I'll
bring you up to speed tonight. Breathe, Scott, breathe.

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deb said...

I can't wait for the details.

I think you're just doing this to create blog fodder.


Meema said...

I think you've stumbled onto something, Deb. He's masquerading as an arithmophobe just to keep his readers on the edge of their seats.

Now that's commitment to one's art.