If you've already exposed the young learners to moist and hegemony, you've done enough damage and deserve nothing else from the word list.
Literature Is Corrupt and Kinky
I don't know, what IS brown and stinky?
Parents Are Playful
You straight guys are all the same. Anyway, it's a Samsung 32", 1080, 60Hz. I'm sure it's not as big as yours. On the other hand, we have nothing for which to compensate.
Televisions Engender Envy, Not Simple Yearning