. . . for a house and a yard. Besides a second Vizsla. And a vegetable garden. Behold, the perfect* bird feeder. It would look so nice next to the perfect planter.
Also, the perfect chicken coop.
*Perfect, bythebye, only means that I like it. It may only attract vultures and carp for all I know. That's not my problem.
Thanks to JM, seriously not-busy-enough church musician, for these links. Lent is evidently not what it used to be.