[typos courtesy of iPhone]
How careless of you to flaunt your cerebral brawn in such a fashion.Congratu-fucking-lations, my friend. Hail the conquering graduate!
MY FINAL PROJECTorODE TO G40 IN SIX STANZASThe Journey is over; it’s strangeto think ‘twas Scott’s Last Chance for Change.Our Hero’s one mythwas not to fight Sithbut that P was out of J’s range.G40 has hundreds of fans.The first one was possibly Ann.There’s Erics galore;Phil, Sous Blogg’r, and more—Scott even had readers in France!Mes amis, je ne peux pas ratercette excellente opportunitéde montrer enfin—sans vous poser lapin—que je connais un peu de français.Oh, wait! The fan-listing’s not done.Is Meema his fan number one?Or is it the Squab?Huh. No fan named Bob?But Cate reads G40 for fun.Prof K guides our Blogger at school.Sean helps him with German, that’s cool.Tom insists we be blunt,write of poking a cunt,while Lass and Chef’s food makes us drool.And now all the fans rise to cheerthe success of our Scooter most dear.The piano he’ll play,then he’ll get his BA.His future is bright, never fear!
YEEEEEEE HAW! Bravo, young squire. Bravo.
I'm saving my goosebumps for tonight.See you soon!
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