Site down for maintenance

And by maintenance, I mean throwing an HP laptop off a tall building. I might be reporting back here from a top secret destination shortly.

Recapping the misery

I threw up today while running. In front of about fifty people at Lake Harriet. It was embarrassing, and I blame Dottie's Hometown Cafe. I feel much better now.

The pg dn key on my computer no longer works. And I can't really update to iPhone 2.0 because when I attempt to sync to iTunes bad things happen. Really bad things. And also? About every second time I reboot my computer, it erases me as a user, and I have to start all over. iTunes is long since empty, I can't use Outlook, I can store no data on the machine at all, and I have to redo my settings about every two or three days.

I NEED A NEW MAC!

Please hurry, Apple: update the MacBook now.