Went to an interesting bit of theater last night, which I'll go on about more in-depth over at the blog intended for such flights of fancy. But what I may not say over there is that my very favorite part of the evening was poet Michael Schaeffer's performance of his own work. His epic tale concerned Fozzie Bear f*cking Miss Piggy. Not to put too fine a point on it, but many of us here at Going40 have noted that everything tastes better with bacon. Fozzie emphatically agrees.