Let us pray

- posted by Sister Sous Blog

I have read the shameless trolling in the comments section of the “Triviality” post of a couple days ago. (You know who you are.) Apparently some of you think I can’t resist a cheap straight line or a cheap dare.

I am weak; I can’t hold myself back.
As a writer I’m merely a hack.
Lord please hear our prayer.
We’ll sing like we care!!
But Scooter is suff’ring from Mac lack.

So you’ve trolled and provoked me to write,
By pretending to care of Scott’s plight.
Lord please hear our prayer.
We’ll sing like we care!!
But your piety, now, I indict.

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The night sky outside shows a half moon.
I ate my ice cream with a small spoon.
I’m adding this clause,
The middle’s a pause,
I just want to rhyme the word “impugn.”

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Steve Jobs, please bring Scott a new MacBook.
A PC does not blend with his look.
Lord please hear our prayer.
We’ll sing like we care!!
Your pitiful son you have forsook.

Praise be to your name from the blog folks,
My own pray’r is mostly a big hoax.
My rhyme’s for your dare,
I’ll sing like I care!!
So thanks for the chance to write bad jokes.